Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In April, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon hyper_violet (65 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I stopped steer from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-555 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant, elizabeyta
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